your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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