How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

Reverse psychology never fails.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

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Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Hi, my name is Jake.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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