- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

HOLY SHIT!!!!

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.