two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

Sammi suck kyles chode

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

Suck pussy

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

hola said the chinese man

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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