Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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