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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

whats worse than a kane nothing

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

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