- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

look under under where under under where. under the couch

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

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