Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

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lol im s0 gut at spelign at engrish N u laughd n liekd diZ funi joek XDD u most LUV LE MEMEZ n EMOtikons Lol (^-^) y u guyz so st00p1d at math Wtf???!?!? 1+1=8 i m soooo smurt hahaha I <3 warrior cats n dance 2 gangnum stail wile masturbatin 2 swagbois le raeg comicz ;3!! . And now you are dying of cancer.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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AIDS.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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216-409-7176 Call me.

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What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

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If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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haha Otarts was here

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

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knock knock no ones home

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

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