Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

Knock, knock. Door opened.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

black people

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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