- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

Women's Rights.

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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