- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

A sober Amy Winehouse

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

FUCK THE JEWS

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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