Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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speech and debate.

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today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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long in the tooth!

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

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How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

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Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

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What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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Anti Joke

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