a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

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What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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Relax, I said some pretty vile things to you when I thought you where a guy seducing me while it became ever more apparent that you where pretending to be me, thing is I often use this site to vent my frustrations and earning the "praise" in the form of red thumbs by the people. I wont say your name, but I know who you are now, the girl with the big red scared eyes, I mean how many one handed 27 year old`s do I know? I am in my early thirties, that`s all I am willing to share for now, If people come around trying to poke out my remaining eye, I am ready (my waifu, is at her mother`s place, she knows I am still a wanted target by, well some people here and there.

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Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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