What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

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your moms my other ride

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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British Dentistry

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

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Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

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A man walked in to a bar, he ordered a few drinks, met some new friends and had a good laugh with them. Later that night, he got in his car and drove home, which was foolish, as he should have known that being under the influence of alcohol increases the percentage of a collision, which could take his life and the lives of others. He arrived home just fine and got in to bed with his wife who was happy to see him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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