- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

Once upon a time

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

Compton

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

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