why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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get in the car.

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What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

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My mum is called Steve

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

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Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

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Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

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So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

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