Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

Cinema greatest shit final, anime and videogames dont translate well into movies edition: One day... a young man named Tyler Reed, is chased by the notorious bully named Peter Ganondorf... Just then... he coincidentally utters "I AM THE LINK!" And a great lightning bolt strikes him... Tyler Becomes THE LINK! As for Peter Ganondorf... he became a pile of burning ashes... But Just then THE LINK, gets contacted by Jessica Fairy! And receives a important message... The evil Dr.Bullshitious has destroyed the connection without earth and planet Zelda! And that is bad... BECAUSE! Can Tyler Reed use his powers of lightning fast flight, and collect the TWO pieces of the mystic "triforce" to earn the ultimate weapon? The Master gun! Most importantly, can he become THE LINK between Planet Zelda and Earth? *Shows random shots that you cant make shit of like those movies you know suck just from the narration* ZELDA: THE LINK TO PLANET EVOLUTION! Moral: Still better than Dragon Ball Evolution...

how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

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