- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man? A person

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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