What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

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Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

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What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

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A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

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Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

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roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

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An Italian leaves the mofia

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What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

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what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

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Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

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all hail based mark

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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A fish swims up your penis...

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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