- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

more chocolate?

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

everybody loves raymond

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

Women's rights

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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