- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

whats my name? Matt

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

You were born.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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