What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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say cheese

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

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What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

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hi

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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