- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

Black people are the scum of the earth

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

Vaginal secretions

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

stuarts mum

Hey, Max!!

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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