Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

what do gay people eat?? food

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

A: Knock Knock B: ...

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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