What's the difference between a duck?

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

Snooki

Don't believe in Atheists.

Im black

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

What is the best joke ever? 1D

oh no, i've lost my tractor

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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