- Anti Joke

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon