What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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Potato!

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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YOU

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

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Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

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Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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Wait what? I did not type that!

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Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

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Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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