The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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Female rights.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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