Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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Raveena Thandhan

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what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

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Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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