Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

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http://i.imgur.com/BJsbT.jpg

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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you suck

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

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Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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