- Anti Joke

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

what's black and can't swim?

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

What stops a train? A missile

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

what's black and can't swim?

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

What stops a train? A missile

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

what's black and can't swim?

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400