- Anti Joke

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

When I get aroused I get a solid snake