- Anti Joke

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do gay people eat?? food

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

Waseem is a hard worker.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.