- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

Knock Knock Come in.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

If i open this door you can go trough it

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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