When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

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A doctor rides in his Mercedes Benz through a rough, poor part of town. He sees a homeless person who is begging for money. The doctor stops and gets out of his car and asks "Ill give you some money if you need it for food". The homeless person then shoots and kills the doctor, takes his wallet, and buys crack.

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

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why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

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A woman wears a dress.

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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