- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

This sentence is a lie.

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

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