Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

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I was in the 74th hunger games I hid in the cornucopia until almost everyone was dead. Then I saw Katniss and Peeta so while they were distracted with night lock I pulled a rubber chicken out of my ass and beat the shit out of them till they died then I won the 75th hunger game also. They asked me to be there mocking jay but I killed them all and blew the plane up in the Capitol the end. By Adam Chebali

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Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

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why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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A rabbit hops into a bar and sits on a stool, he then asks for a carrot, the barman didn't have a clue what he said because it was a rabbit so gives him a carrot to be generous. The bar door slams open and animal control put him in a cage and take him away. The moral of the story is that you should never let rabbits in your bar.

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If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

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What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

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Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

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What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

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Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

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retard

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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216-409-7176 Call me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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