- Anti Joke

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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