Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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What can make you pee? Liquid

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The dewey decimal system

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

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Whats two plus two? Miles

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Hey

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Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

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Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

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What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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