Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

more like nig!

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

Psychics.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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