Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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Potato!

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

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what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

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What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

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Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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