a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Leave. Now.

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What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

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Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

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HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

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What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

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What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

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Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

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What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

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What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

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Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

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What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

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