- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

i am writing this because i felt like it.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

Two Jews walked into a bar. Then bought it.

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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