Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

This is a joke. Laugh!

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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