- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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