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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

I grunt when I poop.

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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