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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

I began as a dreamer, then I became a visionary, then I saw my dream come true, until it shattered us all. Do you believe that perhaps, there are people out there, trying to stop the world from reaching a better age?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

whats worse than jonny james obviously

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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