What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

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Poop

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How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

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What do you call this? A sentence in English.

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

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Freeza: I am the strongest in the universe! (if you ignore my brother Coola which is much stronger and all...) Goku: You have pissed me off now Freeza, I will now turn into a super Asian and prove to the world that real Asians are actually blonde and blue eyed! (I am sure Goku means Sayans, which is "completely different") Goku: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! Freeza: Omg, he... he... is trying to take a dump! IMPOSSIBLE! I will have to find his balls and caress them... Will Goku ever take a shit? Or reach all new levels of constipation during the series? Find out in the next episode of dragon ball z!

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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