Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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What is red? A rock painted red

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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