- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

willie revilame

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

You were born.

Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

pudding

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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