- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

Water? I hardly know her.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

Vaginal secretions

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

KILL WHITEY

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

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