Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

Suck pussy

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Why? Why Not?

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

I regret everything.....

A baby seal walks into a club.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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