- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

It's all Taggart

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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