- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What can make you pee? Liquid

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

Wright flyer

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

why did the man die? he had cancer

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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