- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

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What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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