What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Women's rights

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A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

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why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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