look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

Female rights.

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

Gretta has five legs? -no

What? Why?

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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