What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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Do you like fishsticks No

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

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A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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wanna hear a joke? yes

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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