- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

Your moms so old. She might die soon

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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