Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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adam hodgson !

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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Little Jimmy's mommy loved to see the smile on her only son's face as he ate her homemade cookies. Due to lack of medical knowledge at the time, Little Jimmy contracted diabetes and died before he turned 30. Unmarried and childless, he was diligently working on his doctorate thesis on Astrophysics. His death marked the end of his family line.

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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whats the capital of congo famine

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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