- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Smelly Indians.

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

If you're reading this, you can read.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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