hello juliano and guss. having fun?

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Stop Spam Read Books

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

Anti Joke

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