A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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Why does life suck? Because it does

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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British Dentistry

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Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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