- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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