So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

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Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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