- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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