- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

Women's Rights

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

hola said the chinese man

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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